Policeman: "Excuse me Mr, but were you aware that your dog has been chasing a guy on his bike"
Dog Owner: "Are you nuts? My dog is not even able to ride a bike"
What do you call a dog magician? A Labra-cadabra-dor.
What kind of place should you never take a dog? The flea market.
What’s the coolest dog? A pup-sicle
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? Rough! Rough!
What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator? A best friend you can count on!
Why do dogs make terrible dancers? Because most of them have 2 left feet.
Husband: It is raining cats and dogs now
Wife: That is ok, so long as it doesn't reindeer.
What is a dog that sneezes? A-choo-wawa.
Bruno the dog was watching a movie. Why did the movie keep stopping and starting? Because he couldn't resist pressing the paws button.
Man: Our dog is such a good, clever boy dear. He brings in a newspaper everyday
Wife: I guess that is pretty clever
Man: Yes, especially when we have never signed up or bought a subscription to any.
Why can't you tell knock knock jokes to a dog?
dog: "grrrr, woof, woof, bark, bark, bark"
What do you call sleeping puppies? Hush Puppies
Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs? Because you might step in a poodle.
How can you tell if you have a lazy dog? He only chases parked cars.