Dog Jokes That’ll Have You Beggin’ For More



Having a ruff day and need a laugh? These silly dog jokes should do the trick (& without any treats 😉)!

Policeman: "Excuse me Mr, but were you aware that your dog has been chasing a guy on his bike"

Dog Owner: "Are you nuts? My dog is not even able to ride a bike"  


What do you call a dog magician? A Labra-cadabra-dor.  


What kind of place should you never take a dog? The flea market.  


What’s the coolest dog? A pup-sicle  


What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? Rough! Rough!


What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator? A best friend you can count on!  


Why do dogs make terrible dancers? Because most of them have 2 left feet.  


Husband: It is raining cats and dogs now

Wife: That is ok, so long as it doesn't reindeer.  


What is a dog that sneezes? A-choo-wawa.  


Bruno the dog was watching a movie. Why did the movie keep stopping and starting? Because he couldn't resist pressing the paws button.  


Man: Our dog is such a good, clever boy dear. He brings in a newspaper everyday

Wife: I guess that is pretty clever

Man: Yes, especially when we have never signed up or bought a subscription to any.  


Why can't you tell knock knock jokes to a dog?

Knock knock

dog: "grrrr, woof, woof, bark, bark, bark"


 What do you call sleeping puppies? Hush Puppies  


Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs? Because you might step in a poodle.


 How can you tell if you have a lazy dog? He only chases parked cars.


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